"Being asked one day what was the surest way of remaining happy in this world the Emperor Sigismund of Germany replied: "Only do in health what you have promised to do when you were sick.""

"Life is unfair, but that's no reason to give up on it."

"Love is grand divorce is a hundred grand."

"A bred-in-the-bone Boston lady when asked why she never travelled said 'Why should I? I'm already there'."

"He who leaves his house in search of happiness pursues a shadow."

"The difference between a truth and a lie is determined when one chose to accept the other."

"The mystery of love is greater than the mystery of death."

"Pray if thou canst with hope but ever pray though hope be weak or sick with long delay pray in the darkness if there be no light and if for any wish thou dare not pray then pray to God to cast that wish away."

"Modern kitchen - where the pot calls the kettle chartreuse."

"It is comparison that makes men happy or miserable."

"Should they inquire of the Dead on account of the Living?"

"There are two types of teachers. The ones who teach you to use the text to find answers, and the ones who teach you to use the text to find another whole world of answers."

"Don't be timid when you pray rather batter the very gates of heaven with storms of prayer."

"The next time you have the urge to complain, stop and ask yourself what it is you truly want. Do you just want to complain or do you want to improve your situation? Somewhere within each complaint is a genuine desire to improve things, but the complaint by itself is never enough to make it happen. So make the choice not to aggravate a bad situation with your complaints. Choose instead to improve it with your positive thoughts, ideas and actions."

"Magic. I draw with silver and it turns red."

"Happy is he that chastens himself."

"If you do not feel ashamed of anything, then you can do whatever you like."

"Any fool can make a rule and every fool will mind it."

"Politics divides a nation, instead of bringing its people together."

"Dad named his first ulcer after me."

"If you worry about yesterdays moments, you are loosing your moments to live today!!"

"Don't look back you're not going that way."

"If traveling was free, you'd never see me again."

"All fear is bondage."

"The wise don't expect to find life worth living they make it that way."

"You have the right to work, but never to the fruit of work. You should never engage in action for the sake of reward, nor should you long for inaction. Perform work in this world, Arjuna, as a man established within himself - without selfish attachments, and alike in success and defeat."

"Don't You Get it? This very second you could be doing something you love and dream about doing. So do it! Now!"

"I've gone to prepare a place for youBut I will come back again."

"Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die."