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Crystal Woods

"Searching through Monster.com while on the clock feels like being on Tinder while still married."

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Donna Grant

"Irony, we want our handwriting to look like typed fonts, and our computer fonts to look like handwritten text."

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Donna Grant

"I have forgotten all about my school days. I have a vague impression that they were detestable."

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Donna Grant

"I have a business appointment that I am anxious... to miss."

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Donna Grant

"Certainly it constitutes bad news when the people who agree with you are buggier than batshit."

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Donna Grant

"I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper."

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Donna Grant

"A peaceful refuge in which to rediscover each other, we thought,, not realizing that, while golf and fishing are Scotland's most popular outdoor sports, gossip is the most popular indoor sport."

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Donna Grant

"Sandar came to stand beside him, frowning down at the crumpled High Lord. "He does not look so mighty lying there," he said wonderingly. "He does not look so much greater than me.""

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Donna Grant

"And what's the irony?...In the end... we call the enemy friends... the fake people again friends... should I continue here with the words?"

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Donna Grant

"Boston is a moral and intellectual nursery always busy applying first principles to trifles."

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Donna Grant

"What a moron I was to think you were sweet and innocent, when it turns out you were actually college-educated the whole time!"

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Crystal Woods
"Be a lady? Forget it. Ladies don't last a day in the real word. No one's a lady anymore. Why do you think we get our claws polished?"

Feminism

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Crystal Woods
"I'm passing the bar Where you first got in my car I'm not ashamed to admit That it's you I won't forget I saved your cigarettes andBad habits I regret But the hours flew by like cloudsWhenever I had you around Parachute loverTake me awayFrom the plane that went crashing And the earth that's in flamesSaving you is saving me High above the redwood treesBut down below I see shadows And parachute debris We're drifting like children Along for the rideEach time we find love Another parachute arrivesOur madness will burn As bright as the sunAnd I'll keep finding lovers But you were the one."

Romance

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Crystal Woods
"My existence began the day you were created and was realized the day we met."

Destiny

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Crystal Woods
"I'd prefer to die in Texas when I'm old. They say most good things end the same way they started, and that's where I entered the world, so that's how I'll leave it."

Home

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Crystal Woods
"I'm a Texas girl, with a California soul."

Identity

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Crystal Woods
"Sometimes, as in a game of chess, we must strategically regress so that we might progress toward our ultimate objective."

Strategy

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Crystal Woods
"I know I'm not going to be in your head all the time. But once you know me, I'll be forever in your heart."

Connection

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Crystal Woods
"Even if most days can't be half as good as today, it's days like this that make it all worth it."

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Crystal Woods
"When I was just a cute little caterpillar, you loved me. So I became a butterfly so you would never leave."

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Crystal Woods
"I had a dream about you last night. I was alone on a dark night and you came to me as a firefly. I knew it was you because you were the brightest."

Dreams

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