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"Looking for a wife is like fishing; before you go, make sure you don't have a hole in your net."

"Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers."

"Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely."

"You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youE1d actually be a better queen than the others, except sometimes . . . I donE1t think sheE1s joking."

"A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water."
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"I wish people could acheive what they think would bring them happiness in order for them to realize that thats not really what happiness is."

"Making a movie requires 20 to 500 people to make and a lot of money and the stakes are a lot higher."

"I saw music as a way to entertain people and take them away from their daily lives and put smiles on their faces, as opposed to what I see it being now, which is a way for me to actually communicate, and a way for me to tap into my subconscious."

"The person who knows HOW will always have a job. The person who knows WHY will always be his boss."

"I remember thinking during those times that I wanted to write in a way where there are no rules."

"And ultimately the people who produce my records, they know that they're here to serve the purpose of me expressing who I am at this period of time and augmenting that or pulling it forward and I love that process."

"Anything I do has to be directly related to my music. If it isn't, I don't really see a point to it."
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