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Alanis Morissette

"In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming."

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"In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming."

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"At this, Gansey rolled over onto his back and folded his hands on his chest. He wore a salmon polo shirt, which, in Blue's opinion, was far more hellish than anything they'd discussed to this point."

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"I liked that he was a tenured professor in the Department of Slightly Crooked Smiles with a dual appointments in the Department of Having a Voice that Made My Skin Feel More Like Skin."

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"Anything I do has to be directly related to my music. If it isn't, I don't really see a point to it."
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"I try to keep a low profile in general. Not with my art, but just as a person."
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"I wish people could acheive what they think would bring them happiness in order for them to realize that thats not really what happiness is."
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"And I always laugh at that, because I think I've always been doing what I want to do since Day 1."
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"When I start writing songs and it turns into an overly belabored intellectual process, I just throw it out."
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"I felt like I was making a record under the radar, and that is my favorite way to do anything."
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"I'm doing it because I choose it. And if it's not working, I can make a change."
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"It's when someone has an agenda of their own for the record that it doesn't work for me."
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"I saw music as a way to entertain people and take them away from their daily lives and put smiles on their faces, as opposed to what I see it being now, which is a way for me to actually communicate, and a way for me to tap into my subconscious."
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"A good man often appears gauche simply because he does not take advantage of the myriad mean little chances of making himself look stylish. Preferring truth to form, he is not constantly at work upon the facade of his appearance."
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