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Alec Issigonis

"A camel is a horse designed by committee."

Alec Issigonis, Turkish Designer
Humor, Committee
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"I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line."

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"Got a lot of sinful idears--but they seem kinda sensible."

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"Laughter comes later, like wisdom teeth. And laughter at yourself comes last of all in a mad race with death. And sometimes, it isn't in time."

John Steinbeck, American Author
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"Never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness, but come down into the green valleys of silliness."

Ludwig Wittgenstein, Austrian Philosopher
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"I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing."

Jonathan Swift, Irish Writer
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"If they gave him an enema, he could be buried in a matchbox."

Anonymous, Unknown Unknown
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"Name the greatest of all inventors: Accident."

Mark Twain, American Author
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"Pessimist - one who when he has the choice of two evils chooses both."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist
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"Pardon my French if you're a religious man.''I am,' Bill said, grinning.'Then get outta my cab and go to fucking church,' the cabbie said, and they both burst out laughing."

Stephen King, American Author
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"Mr. Bennet, how can you abuse your own children in such a way? Youtake delight in vexing me. You have no compassion for my poor nerves.""You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. Theyare my old friends. I have heard you mention them with considerationthese last twenty years at least."

Jane Austen, British Writer
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