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Alec Issigonis

"A camel is a horse designed by committee."

Alec Issigonis, Turkish Designer
Humor, Committee
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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."

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"And if I talk to him, I'll say something wrong, give something away. I can feel it coming, a betrayal of myself."

Margaret Atwood, Canadian Novelist
Humor, Escape, Solitude, Space, Privacy
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"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"

Rick Riordan, American Novelist
Humor, Truth, Wisdom, Power
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"I always try to cheer myself up by singing when i get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems."

Anonymous, Unknown Unknown
Humor, Singing, Sadness, Voice
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"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet
Humor, Love, Happiness, Today, Truth
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"Looking for a wife is like fishing; before you go, make sure you don't have a hole in your net."

Matshona Dhliwayo, Zimbabwean Philosopher
Humor, Marriage, Fishing, Perspective
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"Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully was like ared flag to a bu... was like putting something very annoying in front ofsomeone who was annoyed by it."

Terry Pratchett, English Author
Humor, Happiness, Today, Wisdom
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"Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana, South African Philosopher
Humor, Truth, Life, Power, Wisdom
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"Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

Anonymous, Unknown Unknown
Humor, Safety, Cleverness, Animals
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"Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely."

P. J. O'Rourke, American Comedian
Humor, Cleanliness, Observation, Realism

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"The public don't know what they want; it's my job to tell them."
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"A camel is a horse designed by committee."
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"I feel very, very proud that so many people have copied me."
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