"The most dangerous food is wedding cake."

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"I believe in using words, not fists. I believe in my outrage knowing people are living in boxes on the street. I believe in honesty. I believe in a good time. I believe in good food. I believe in sex."

Bertrand Russell, British Philosopher

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"There is no way that writers can be tamed and rendered civilized or even cured. The only solution known to science is to provide the patient with an isolation room, where he can endure the acute stages in private and where food can be poked in to him with a stick."

Robert A. Heinlein, American Writer

Food, Science, Isolation, Solution

"Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him."

Helen Rowland, American Writer

Food, Consequences, Man, Punishment

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead."

Woody Allen, American Director

Food, Oysters, Want, Will

"No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned... a man in a jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company."

Samuel Johnson, English Author

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"On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners."

George Mikes, British Writer

Food, People, England, Manners

"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

Food, Dying, Want

"I used to hang out by the food table at parties because you don't have to talk to anybody. If you do then you can talk about the food."

Jennifer Jason Leigh, American Actress

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"At home I serve the kind of food I know the story behind."

Michael Pollan, American Educator

Food, Home

"Every major food company now has an organic division. There's more capital going into organic agriculture than ever before."

Michael Pollan, American Educator

Food, Agriculture, Company, Now

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"It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption."

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"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."

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"I believe in using words, not fists. I believe in my outrage knowing people are living in boxes on the street. I believe in honesty. I believe in a good time. I believe in good food. I believe in sex."

"There is no way that writers can be tamed and rendered civilized or even cured. The only solution known to science is to provide the patient with an isolation room, where he can endure the acute stages in private and where food can be poked in to him with a stick."

"Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him."

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead."

"No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned... a man in a jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company."

"On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners."

"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."

"I used to hang out by the food table at parties because you don't have to talk to anybody. If you do then you can talk about the food."

"At home I serve the kind of food I know the story behind."

"Every major food company now has an organic division. There's more capital going into organic agriculture than ever before."

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"Laughter need not be cut out of anything, since it improves everything."

"Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead."

"It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption."

"But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter with the soft Darkness, the Dreamless Sleep?"

"Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years."

"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."

"There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else."

"Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more."