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Dennis Miller

"Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time."

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"Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time."

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Amber Hurdle

"Always keep in mind how you can best use this time that you call life."

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Amber Hurdle

"Time interval is a strange and contradictory matter in the mind. It would be reasonable to suppose that a routine time or an eventless time would seem interminable. It should be so, but it is not. It is the dull eventless times that have no duration whatever. A time splashed with interest, wounded with tragedy, crevassed with joy - that's the time that seems long in the memory. And this is right when you think about it. Eventlessness has no posts to drape duration on. From nothing to nothing is no time at all."

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Amber Hurdle

"Opinion is like a pendulum and obeys the same law. If it goes past the centre of gravity on one side, it must go a like distance on the other; and it is only after a certain time that it finds the true point at which it can remain at rest."

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Amber Hurdle

"I'm proud of being part Cherokee, and I think it's time all us Indians felt the same way."

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Amber Hurdle

"Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go."

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"Time and the hour run through the roughest day."

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Amber Hurdle

"Many works of the ancients have become fragments. Many works of the moderns are fragments at the time of their origin."

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Amber Hurdle

"Forget your past, live for the present day."

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Amber Hurdle

"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time."

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"Time is the longest distance between two places."

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Dennis Miller
"Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?"

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Dennis Miller
"A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away."

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Dennis Miller
"The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens."

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Dennis Miller
"Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time."

Time

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"It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity."

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Dennis Miller
"President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which."

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Dennis Miller
"Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels."

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Dennis Miller
"There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it."

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Dennis Miller
"One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech."

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Dennis Miller
"The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq."

Iraq

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