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"I was obsessed with being rich and famous."
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"If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic."
Celebrity
"Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable."
Comedy
"My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter."
Kitchen
"I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me."
Funny
"My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that."
Father
"A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world."
World
"I laughed all the way through Love Story."
Love
"When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars."
People
"Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to."
Dress
"I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church."
Family
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"The pages are still blank, but there is a miraculous feeling of the words being there, written in invisible ink and clamoring to become visible."
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Personal Development
"Instead of being concerned that you have no office, be concerned to think how you may fit yourself for office. Instead of being concerned that you are not known, see to the (be?) worthy of being known."
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Personal Development
"Being is more important than doing."
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Personal Development
"You can wipe out your opponents. But if you do it unjustly you become eligible for being wiped out yourself."
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Personal Development
"There is no duty we so much underrate as the duty of being happy. By being happy we sow anonymous benefits upon the world."
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Personal Development
"Being a blockhead is sometimes the best security against being cheated by a man of wit."
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Personal Development
"It is a common enough case, that of a man being suddenly captivated by a woman nearly the opposite of his ideal."
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Personal Development
"And they write innumerable books; being too vain and distracted for silence: seeking every one after his own elevation, and dodging his emptiness."
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Personal Development
"There is more pleasure in loving than in being beloved."
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Personal Development
"The secret of being a bore... is to tell everything."
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Personal Development
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