"Humans as a whole are but an unwholesome hole with a sorry ass. In short, a**holes."

Fakeer Ishavardas, Indian Spiritual Leader

Humor, Humanity, Negativity, Insult, Truth

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"Humans as a whole are but an unwholesome hole with a sorry ass. In short, a**holes."

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