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"I think that, with age, people come to realize that death is inevitable. And we need to learn to face it with serenity, wisdom and resignation. Death often frees us from a lot of senseless sufferings."
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Personal Development
"When you start believing that you are too old to enjoy something, you lose so much joy in your life."
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Personal Development
"They asked Abboud of Omdurman: 'Which is better, to be young or to be old?' He said: 'To be old is to have less time before you and more mistakes behind. I leave you to decide whether this is better than the reverse."
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Personal Development
"A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice."
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Personal Development
"Growing older is a precious commodity. Only a few can endure to achieve that distinguished distinction and quality."
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Personal Development
"We wear on our faces the results of what we believe and how we behave, and such behavior is most evident in the eyes and on the faces of those who have lived many years."
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Personal Development
"Sister Hinckley and I are learning that the so-called golden years are laced with lead."
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Personal Development
"Time, which grays hair and wrinkles faces, also withers violent affections, and much more quickly."
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Personal Development
"I see that I've become a really bad correspondent. It's not that I don't think of you. You come into my thoughts often. But when you do it appears to me that I owe you a particularly grand letter. And so you end in the 'warehouse of good intentions': 'Can't do it now.' 'Then put it on hold.' This is one's strategy for coping with old age, and with death-because one can't die with so many obligations in storage. Our clever species, so fertile and resourceful in denying its weaknesses."
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Personal Development
"They say the brain never ages it's a shame it can't teach the body that trick."
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"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
Humor
"People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That's what I do."
Art
"It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself."
Romance
"You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor."
Creativity
"I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!"
Humor
"When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect, then they told me nobody's perfect so I stopped practicing."
Logic
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
Paradox
"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"
Psychology
"I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things."
Influence
"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room."
Comedy
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