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"A wedding is no way to begin a marriage."
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"The value of time is immeasurable."
"Worrying about what happened on Monday, or, what might happen on Wednesday, is at the expense of one's Tuesday."
"Don't equate effective living to being busy."
"People wish to learn to swim and at the same time to keep one foot on the ground."
"Time passes..and a billion lives are affected in ways we'll never know."
"Time is standing still, but we are running away from it and complaining that time is slipping away from us."
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"Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt."
"You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father."
"In 50 years it won't matter if he's handsome, ugly, or dumb as a post, just try to find someone who don't make you want to shove a pitchfork up his nose."
"Men are like beer. Some are bold and some are smooth. But every damn one of 'em has a big-ass head full of air."
"Apparently it takes, like, forty-seven muscles to frown. Flippin' the bird' s a hell of a lot easier."
"There are 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who enjoy a nice salami and those who have no souls."
"Trust is important to any relationship and easier to come by if you get a picture of a guy's wife buck naked."
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