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"A wedding is no way to begin a marriage."
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"Time is standing still. We are measuring ourselves by how far we are going."

"If you want to know the value of a minute ask the person who came to the train station or airport a minute late."
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"Maybe in fairytales you're only as old as you feel, but here in L. A. you're every second as old as your pores."

"Analyzing dreams is much like walking on water. There are a limited number of people who do it well."

"And thanks to Christina McMullen, who has taught me that common sense and intelligence need not have any correlation whatsoever."

"Yeah, world peace would be all right, but what about a day off in a slab of ham the size of my head."

"Men have two outstanding features--their brains and their genitalia. Unfortunately, both rarely function simultaneously."

"He looked from His heavens and saw it was good, the toes and the crows all looked like they should. The bunny was quick, the finch bright as a daisy, the owl flew at night, and the tortoise was lazy."
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