"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'"

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"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'"

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"Well, I started conducting kind of by accident. I wanted to give myself a special birthday present for my fortieth birthday, and I was living in San Francisco at the time and I started attending some of the concerts and then simply dropping hints."

Bobby McFerrin, American Musician

Birthday, Time, Accident, Living

"And currently, there are four to five new works in the pipeline for upcoming celebrations such as the Sydney 2000 Olympics, Australian Federation, my 50th Birthday, and Sydney Dance Company's 25th Anniversary."

Graeme Murphy, Australian Dancer

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"I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party."

Kirstie Alley, American Actress

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"With a recent birthday, I've been acting now for twenty years."

Thayer David, American Actor

Birthday, Acting, Now, Years

"I used to go down every year for the remembrance of Elvis' birthday. Memphis State College invited me to sit in the auditorium and speak to the people for one of those Elvis days."

Otis Blackwell, American Musician

Birthday, People, College, Remembrance

"I have had fans make me the big picture collages of the photo books; I have had fans send me birthday cakes... sing to me on my voicemail. I have had fans flash me. I have had older fans give me their bras and underwear onstage."

Puff Daddy, American Musician

Birthday, Books, Fans

"I'm most comfortable in my birthday suit."

Amanda Seyfried, American Actress

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"I suddenly realized how much I loved her when we attended Alfred Hitchcock's 75th birthday party last August. There was something magical about that night, and it made me see how much she really meant to me."

Rod Taylor, Australian Actor

Birthday, Night, Party

"I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind."

Johnny Vegas, British Comedian

Birthday, Sex, Mind, School

"Lucy took care of me on the set, and made sure that none of the crew cussed around me. She also had birthday parties for me and made sure that they were well attended."

Keith Thibodeaux, American Musician

Birthday, Care

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"Well, I started conducting kind of by accident. I wanted to give myself a special birthday present for my fortieth birthday, and I was living in San Francisco at the time and I started attending some of the concerts and then simply dropping hints."

"And currently, there are four to five new works in the pipeline for upcoming celebrations such as the Sydney 2000 Olympics, Australian Federation, my 50th Birthday, and Sydney Dance Company's 25th Anniversary."

"I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party."

"With a recent birthday, I've been acting now for twenty years."

"I used to go down every year for the remembrance of Elvis' birthday. Memphis State College invited me to sit in the auditorium and speak to the people for one of those Elvis days."

"I have had fans make me the big picture collages of the photo books; I have had fans send me birthday cakes... sing to me on my voicemail. I have had fans flash me. I have had older fans give me their bras and underwear onstage."

"I'm most comfortable in my birthday suit."

"I suddenly realized how much I loved her when we attended Alfred Hitchcock's 75th birthday party last August. There was something magical about that night, and it made me see how much she really meant to me."

"I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind."

"Lucy took care of me on the set, and made sure that none of the crew cussed around me. She also had birthday parties for me and made sure that they were well attended."

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"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."

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