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Mike Epps

"I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists."

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"I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists."

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Amber Hurdle

"I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line."

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"Crap, are you thinking what I'm thinking?""I'm thinking we have about fifteen vampires and no blood," Claire said. "Is that it?""No, I was thinking we're out of chips. Of course that's what I was thinking."

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"Got a lot of sinful idears--but they seem kinda sensible."

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"Laughter comes later, like wisdom teeth. And laughter at yourself comes last of all in a mad race with death. And sometimes, it isn't in time."

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"Never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness, but come down into the green valleys of silliness."

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"I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing."

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"If they gave him an enema, he could be buried in a matchbox."

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"Name the greatest of all inventors: Accident."

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Amber Hurdle

"Pessimist - one who when he has the choice of two evils chooses both."

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"Pardon my French if you're a religious man.''I am,' Bill said, grinning.'Then get outta my cab and go to fucking church,' the cabbie said, and they both burst out laughing."

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"Cedric, man, it's like if I'm working with you, like I'm sitting here now talking to you, I want to get along with you. That's how I am. I feel like if I get along with you, the work will be splendid."
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"I left Indiana, and I ain't been back since. I've been doing comedy and paying my bills."
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"I watch old school film so that I can learn so much that I just sort of miss all the new stuff."
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"She didn't break his heart, but I feel like a man is supposed to be a man, he ain't supposed to be all involved in that. That's why she got sisters and friend for. Just show up with the ring and act right."
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"I've been with this young lady for about two years now, and my life changed. I don't even think that way no more. I feel good, too, that I'm changed. Now I feel regular. I feel like I'm supposed to."
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"But I'm real conscious about what I do. I don't care what the label is. I'm looking at the outcome of it."
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"I love Richard Pryor. I love him to death."
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"I'm humble enough to wait and just chill. I'm having fun just working with these good people, man."
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"I can remember when I was a baby and my mother was there watching the show. I went and bought 100 episodes and watched them. I respect it so much that the sitcom itself and Ed Norton; I'm not playing Ed Norton but my version of it, cause I'm a black man."
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"Honestly, I feel like I am a leading man, and it's just going to take the right project, the female and the right studio. It's got to all gel together, you know what I mean?"
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