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"Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful."
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"Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality."
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"You cut life to pieces with your epigrams."
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"After having so nobly disentangled themselves from the shackles of Parental Authority, by a Clandestine Marriage, they were determined never to forfeit the good opinion they had gained in the World, in so doing, by accepting any proposals of reconciliation that might be offered them by their Fathers, to their farther trial of their noble independence however they never were exposed."
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"America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up."
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"The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever. If it did, it would prove a serious danger to the upper classes, and probably lead to acts of violence in Grosvenor Square."
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"I love talking about nothing, father. It is the only thing I know anything about."
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"Shall I ask you how the church is to be filled, if a man is neither to take orders with a living, nor without?"
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"An honest politician is an oxymoron."
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"This nation is like all the others that have been spewed upon the earth - ready to shout for any cause that will tickle its vanity or fill its pocket. What a hell of a heaven it will be when they get all these hypocrites assembled there!"
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"The door of Reverend Verringer's impressive manse is opened by an elderly female with a face like a pine plank; the Reverend is unmarried, and has need of an irreproachable housekeeper. Simon is ushered into the library. It is so self-consciously the right sort of library that he has an urge to set fire to it."
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"As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office."
Money
"You can't ignore politics, no matter how much you'd like to."
Politics
"Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented."
Politics
"Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention."
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"Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful."
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"I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years."
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"The thing about democracy, beloveds, is that it is not neat, orderly, or quiet. It requires a certain relish for confusion."
Democracy
"I believe that ignorance is the root of all evil. And that no one knows the truth."
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"It is possible to read the history of this country as one long struggle to extend the liberties established in our Constitution to everyone in America."
History
"I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults."
Love
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