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"Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful."
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"If I were you, I'd sue my face for slander."
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"Genuinity is mother of stupidity."
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"A fishing-rod was a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other."
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"You cut life to pieces with your epigrams."
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"This nation is like all the others that have been spewed upon the earth - ready to shout for any cause that will tickle its vanity or fill its pocket. What a hell of a heaven it will be when they get all these hypocrites assembled there!"
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"Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality."
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"Silena appeared out of the woods, her sword drawn. Her Aphrodite armour was pink and red, colour coordinated to match her clothes and makeup. She looked like Guerilla Warfare Barbie."
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"The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!"
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"I understand we'll be attending your friend Miss Worthington's Christmas ball. Perhaps I'll find a suitable-- which is to say wealthy-- wife among the ladies attending."And perhaps they will run screaming for the convent."
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"All men are fools, if truth be told, but the ones in motley are more amusing than ones with crowns."
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"I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years."
Wisdom
"As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office."
Money
"You can't ignore politics, no matter how much you'd like to."
Politics
"Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention."
Time
"I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults."
Love
"Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse."
Being
"It is possible to read the history of this country as one long struggle to extend the liberties established in our Constitution to everyone in America."
History
"Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful."
Satire
"Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented."
Politics
"I believe that ignorance is the root of all evil. And that no one knows the truth."
Truth
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