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"NIHILIST, n. A Russian who denies the existence of anything but Tolstoi. The leader of the school is Tolstoi."

Ambrose Bierce, American Journalist

Satire, Russia, Denial, Irony, Humor

"A distinguished clergyman told me that he chose the profession of a clergyman because it afforded the most leisure for literary pursuits. I would recommend to him the profession of a governor."

Henry David Thoreau, American Author

Satire, Leisure, Writing, Literature, Profession

"The door of Reverend Verringer's impressive manse is opened by an elderly female with a face like a pine plank; the Reverend is unmarried, and has need of an irreproachable housekeeper. Simon is ushered into the library. It is so self-consciously the right sort of library that he has an urge to set fire to it."

Margaret Atwood, Canadian Novelist

Satire, Judgment, Perception, Environment, Class

"What are American dry-goods? asked the duchess, raising her large hands in wonder and accentuating the verb.American novels, answered Lord Henry."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

Satire, America, Irony, Culture, Truth

"Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

Satire, Alcohol, Truth, Humor, Effect

"God created war so that Americans would learn geography."

Mark Twain, American Author

Satire, God, War, Americans, Geography

"What did you bring me today? Delusional mutterings with a side of crazy?"

Marissa Meyer, American Author

Satire, Absurdity, Humor, Insanity, Dialogue

"We are all brothers under the skin - and I, for one, would be willing to skin humanity to prove it."

Ayn Rand, Russian Writer

Satire, Brotherhood, Skin, Humanity, Sarcasm

"You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps."

Ambrose Bierce, American Journalist

Satire, Humor, Religion, Ignorance, Critique

"If God were good, why would he create Rush Limbaugh?"

Sherman Alexie, American Writer

Satire, Religion, Humor, Provocation

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"I know that men are so eager to be one among the stars.I feel that damaged earth will never let men go off hand."

Environment

"Writing. Is it a way to be remembered,or a need to become immortal?"

Writing

"Wise man can make people hearmore lessons than words spoken."

Teaching

"Once upon a time in the land of Shinar, God came down to see the city and the tower. People were united and spoke in one language. Then God confound their language and caused them scattered all over the planet earth. I believe, because of our technology, there will be one computer-based language on earth. Then God will come back again and make us all scattered all over the stars constellation."

Religion

"I learn to trust someone I love..I learn to deal with heartbreak..I learn to forgive him who hurts.I never stop learning in this life."

Learning

"When you've succeeded, you'd say:'Indeed I'd to go through those hell before fit into all of this happiness."

Success

"General..behold the future of weaponry.""What the hell I am seeing here, Colonel?""It's..technologart of ancient weaponry, Sir!""It's..what?"

Future

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"NIHILIST, n. A Russian who denies the existence of anything but Tolstoi. The leader of the school is Tolstoi."

"A distinguished clergyman told me that he chose the profession of a clergyman because it afforded the most leisure for literary pursuits. I would recommend to him the profession of a governor."

"What are American dry-goods? asked the duchess, raising her large hands in wonder and accentuating the verb.American novels, answered Lord Henry."

"Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness."

"God created war so that Americans would learn geography."

"What did you bring me today? Delusional mutterings with a side of crazy?"

"We are all brothers under the skin - and I, for one, would be willing to skin humanity to prove it."

"You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps."

"If God were good, why would he create Rush Limbaugh?"

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"I know that men are so eager to be one among the stars.I feel that damaged earth will never let men go off hand."

"Writing. Is it a way to be remembered,or a need to become immortal?"

"Wise man can make people hearmore lessons than words spoken."

"I learn to trust someone I love..I learn to deal with heartbreak..I learn to forgive him who hurts.I never stop learning in this life."

"Sacredness inspires respect."

"Provocation is on the opposite lane of resolution."

"Not all good things come from good people."

"When you've succeeded, you'd say:'Indeed I'd to go through those hell before fit into all of this happiness."

"General..behold the future of weaponry.""What the hell I am seeing here, Colonel?""It's..technologart of ancient weaponry, Sir!""It's..what?"