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Crystal Woods

"People who always arrive early aren't worth waiting for."

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"People who always arrive early aren't worth waiting for."

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"Be a lady? Forget it. Ladies don't last a day in the real word. No one's a lady anymore. Why do you think we get our claws polished?"
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"I'm passing the bar Where you first got in my car I'm not ashamed to admit That it's you I won't forget I saved your cigarettes andBad habits I regret But the hours flew by like cloudsWhenever I had you around Parachute loverTake me awayFrom the plane that went crashing And the earth that's in flamesSaving you is saving me High above the redwood treesBut down below I see shadows And parachute debris We're drifting like children Along for the rideEach time we find love Another parachute arrivesOur madness will burn As bright as the sunAnd I'll keep finding lovers But you were the one."
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"My existence began the day you were created and was realized the day we met."
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"I'd prefer to die in Texas when I'm old. They say most good things end the same way they started, and that's where I entered the world, so that's how I'll leave it."
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"I'm a Texas girl, with a California soul."
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"Sometimes, as in a game of chess, we must strategically regress so that we might progress toward our ultimate objective."
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"I know I'm not going to be in your head all the time. But once you know me, I'll be forever in your heart."
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"Don't forget to breathe deep from your gut and attempt to see every day as the ultimate last one. Live in it like it's your last interactions, last experiences, your last time in the sun, and tomorrow comes."
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"Even if most days can't be half as good as today, it's days like this that make it all worth it."
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"When I was just a cute little caterpillar, you loved me. So I became a butterfly so you would never leave."
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