"People who always arrive early aren't worth waiting for."

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"It is not true that the English invented cricket as a way of making all other human endeavors look interesting and lively, that was merely an unintended side effect."

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"It is not true that the English invented cricket as a way of making all other human endeavors look interesting and lively, that was merely an unintended side effect."

"If you see this guy drowning, do not stop him, it might be Peter trying to walk on water reaching Christ."

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"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but tequila makes it so she doesn't give a shit if she's fond of you are not."

"If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell."

"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."

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"Don't cry about it. Write about it."

"Life's a battlefield, and we remain loyal to those who fight for us; those who'd die for us."

"Don't forget to breathe deep from your gut and attempt to see every day as the ultimate last one. Live in it like it's your last interactions, last experiences, your last time in the sun, and tomorrow comes."

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