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Eoin Colfer

"If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away."

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"If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away."

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"I have the time and the heart to fall and feel in love, but I am scared that I cannot certainly tell the difference between a slut and a beloved anymore."

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"Probably it can be a deeper level.. even it can be a part from The Life Of One kid... but what I did... was that I am just going to leave people with confusion as always... The Life of One Kid... has found it's own end... just now breathing... soon It's going to stop breathing."

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"Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness."

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"Something which can make us the same... is what do we use to put somebody in confusion and what does they use to put someone in confusion?"

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"I still don't get it" Coach Hedge muttered as they roamed the centre aisle. "They named a whole town after Leo's table?""I think the town was here first, Coach" Nico said."

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"I really don't know could I take one more rape to write... it's very complex!"

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"Exquisitely painful, isn't it? Not being sure who you love and who loves you."

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"The Lord Jesus will be revealed mightily, and will make bare his holy Arm, as well in the confusion of Antichrist, as in the conversion of the Jews, before the last judgment, and the end of all things."

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"When a man in a forest thinks he is going forward in a straight line, in reality he is going in a circle, I did my best to go in a circle, hoping to go in a straight line."

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"How was I supposed to know what's real and what's not? It feels like I'm the only one who doesn't know the difference."

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