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"New Rule: You can't force the ATM to do something it doesn't want to do. Excuse me, lady in front of me at the Citibank ATM, but you've been standing there punching buttons for ten minutes--what are you trying to do, write a novel on it? You hear those beeping noises? That's the ATM saying, 'Stop it, you're hurting me.' A chicken would have gotten forty bucks out of that thing by now just by pecking the buttons randomly."
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"He decided not to ask for details. Better to avoid exposing his ignorance even further."
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"In terms of the Internet, it's like humanity acquiring a collective nervous system. Whereas previously we were more like a [?], like a collection of cells that communicated by diffusion. With the advent of the Internet, it was suddenly like we got a nervous system. It's a hugely impactful thing."
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"Self-driving cars are the natural extension of active safety and obviously something we should do."
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"In the short run, technology many be more efficient than man, but it will never be perfect. Every piece of equipment will eventually reveal an error code. In the long run, man will never be perfect, but prove to be more reliable than technology."
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"A smartphone is an addictive device which traps a soul into a lifeless planet full of lives."
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"Intolerance is a form of egotism, and to condemn egotism intolerantly is to share it."
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"Our lifetime may be the last that will be lived out in a technological society."
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"The easiest way to obtain an updated version of a candidate's CV is via SocialMedia."
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"Well, Naomi said cheerfully, "what's the worst that can happen? They were silent, considering that, because there were just so many possibilities. But in the end, it was a better idea than Facebook."
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"S.M."Social Media or Social Menace?I'll leave it to you to work out."
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"I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush."
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"I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder."
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"To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth. That's who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that."
Truth
"They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed."
People
"Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease."
Disease
"The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'"
Intelligence
"Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids."
People
"Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?"
God
"A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn't even be born if it weren't for that album, so it evens out."
Drugs
"It's all been satirized for your protection."
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