"I wasn't sure what was worse: being oblivious or living within reality. (Eric)"

Humor, Perception, Confusion, Identity, Awareness

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"I wasn't sure what was worse: being oblivious or living within reality. (Eric)"

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"I couldn't help but feel as if everyone had lied about everything. We all had secrets. We all had a dark side to our innocent cover. I wondered what we would be like, if we had been completely honest with each other in the first place. Maybe more people would be alive, but then again, more people could be dead."

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"Instead of a criminal or a drug addict, I was looking at a boy - just a boy."

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"I thought of all the hardships and people that I had lost in the past few days alone, but, most of all, I thought of how I didn't regret any of it."

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"Damn the way he had control over me."

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