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"Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday."
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"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'"

"For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out."

"And currently, there are four to five new works in the pipeline for upcoming celebrations such as the Sydney 2000 Olympics, Australian Federation, my 50th Birthday, and Sydney Dance Company's 25th Anniversary."

"I suddenly realized how much I loved her when we attended Alfred Hitchcock's 75th birthday party last August. There was something magical about that night, and it made me see how much she really meant to me."

"My best kiss was on stage. Kelly Rowland from Destiny's Child gave me a really nice soft kiss on my lips during a performance on my birthday. It was amazing."

"We didn't have a whole lot of money when I was growing up either. I would always ask for magic books or magic tricks for my birthday or for Christmas and the rest of the year I either had to mow lawns or find part time jobs to help supplement the cost of doing magic."
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"Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday."
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