"A sponge sees everything? A sponge sees nothing."

"People make fast moves around me, I react. I can't help it."

"Everyone that ever met me has been in love with me."

"Hey, any time you're throwing bodies over board it is to save yourself."

"Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday."

"Put good energy out. Get good energy back."

"Where's my food? When is it coming? What did I order, anyway?"