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"Red Skelton... I broke into tears when I met him."
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"I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful."
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"Why would I cry over a boy? I would never waste my tears on a boy. Why waste your tears on someone who makes you cry?"
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"When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Eric Bristow is only 27."
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"I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!"
Play
"Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued."
Kids
"She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction."
Direction
"The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup."
Israel
"You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it."
Time
"If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it."
Country
"I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty."
People
"I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money."
Love
"People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy."
People
"When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in."
Actor
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