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"When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect, then they told me nobody's perfect so I stopped practicing."
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"If you write a line of zeroes, it s still nothing."
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"But twice-two-makes-four is for all that a most insupportable thing. Twice-two-makes-four is, in my humble opinion, nothing but a piece of impudence. Twice-two-makes-four is a farcical, dressed-up fellow who stands across your path with arms akimbo and spits at you."
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"It had to be a trick or you couldn't have done it."
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"Reason is also choice."
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"A thousand minus one is never a thousand."
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"That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence."
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"The much vaunted male logic isn't logical, because they display prejudices against half the human race that are considered prejudices according to any dictionary definition."
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"I was upset. I had always believed logic was a universal weapon and now I realized how its validity depended on the way it was employed."
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"We are lazier in our minds than in our bodies."
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"Very clever but dumb at shoothing... dumb as a person but clever at shooting. That's LOGIC!"
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"I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding."
God
"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time."
Time
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
Car
"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."
Purpose
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
People
"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
Now
"People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That's what I do."
Art
"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."
Argument
"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."
Friendship
"If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny."
Thought
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