"You can take and nail two sticks together like they've never been nailed together before and some fool will buy it."

Commerce, Innovation, Creativity, Skill, Observation

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"You can take and nail two sticks together like they've never been nailed together before and some fool will buy it."

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"The entrepreneur who is reckoning in terms of a currency with a stable value is unable to compete with the entrepreneur who is prepared to make a quasi-gift of part of his capital to his customers. In 1920 and 1921, Dutch traders who had sold commodities to Austria could buy them back again after a while much cheaper than they had originally sold them, because the Austrian traders completely failed to see that they were selling them for less than they had cost."

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"I will stay very focused on my responsibilities as Secretary of Commerce and the economy's doing well. I mean, you asked about some of the challenges that we have or what is going on in the world and you know I, I'm pleased to report that the economy is doing extremely well."

Donald Evans, American Public Servant

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"You can take and nail two sticks together like they've never been nailed together before and some fool will buy it."

George Carlin, American Comedian

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"To the extent that these advanced weapons or their components are treated as articles of commerce, perhaps for peaceful uses as in the Plowshare program, their cost would be well within the resources available to many large private organizations."

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"Make money, we are no longer in barter system. If you don't want it, then donate it, but MAKE IT!!!!"

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"We live in a society where every business has a huge scope. Even if you open a shop selling snakes people will buy it. Thinking they will direct them to their neighbors house."

Abhysheq Shukla, Indian Author

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"In a business world, only the smartest survive."

Abdulazeez Henry Musa, Nigerian Author

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"I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect."

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"It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya."

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"There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords."

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"Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name."

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"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"

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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."

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"TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out to be another day, but we can't be sure. If it happens, I'll be the first to say so. But, you know what? By that time, it'll be today again."

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