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George Carlin

"You can take and nail two sticks together like they've never been nailed together before and some fool will buy it."

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Amber Hurdle

"In a business world, only the smartest survive."

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"If you're in business, all the content in the world will do you no good unless it leads to a sale."

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"We live in a society where every business has a huge scope. Even if you open a shop selling snakes people will buy it. Thinking they will direct them to their neighbors house."

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"Make money, we are no longer in barter system. If you don't want it, then donate it, but MAKE IT!!!!"

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"To the extent that these advanced weapons or their components are treated as articles of commerce, perhaps for peaceful uses as in the Plowshare program, their cost would be well within the resources available to many large private organizations."

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"In sales, every prospect is a potential customer."

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"The entrepreneur who is reckoning in terms of a currency with a stable value is unable to compete with the entrepreneur who is prepared to make a quasi-gift of part of his capital to his customers. In 1920 and 1921, Dutch traders who had sold commodities to Austria could buy them back again after a while much cheaper than they had originally sold them, because the Austrian traders completely failed to see that they were selling them for less than they had cost."

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Amber Hurdle

"Saigon is hot, full of atmosphere, activity, and commerce."

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"I do not do free e-books. I occasionally like to eat that thing you people call 'food'."

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Amber Hurdle

"I will stay very focused on my responsibilities as Secretary of Commerce and the economy's doing well. I mean, you asked about some of the challenges that we have or what is going on in the world and you know I, I'm pleased to report that the economy is doing extremely well."

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