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Kiera Cass

"The Swendish queen- whose name I couldn't pronounce to save my life."

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"The Swendish queen- whose name I couldn't pronounce to save my life."

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"O, that he were here to write me down an ass! But, masters, remember, that I am an ass; though it be not written down, yet forget not that I am an ass."

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"I just don't- Ronan. My ears are bleeding!"Ronan turned down the music."

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