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Emo Philips

"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."

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"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."

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"The price tag that you put on your soul will determine the people and circumstances in which you find yourself."

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"A diamond will never tell you how valuable it is; if you don't already know, you are not worthy of it."

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"But what's worth more than gold?"Practically everything. You, for example. Gold is heavy. Your weight in gold is not very much gold at all. Aren't you worth more than that?"

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Amber Hurdle

"One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials."

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"The worth is in the act. Your worth halts when you surrender your will to change and experience life. But options are before you, choose one and dedicate yourself to it. The deeds will give you a new hope and purpose."

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Amber Hurdle

"Diamonds are proof that the most valuable things are sometimes formed in the dark."

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"If roses were not special weeds would not envy them."

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"My worth is not based on the 'work of my hands' despite how feverishly I might work and how audaciously successful I might be. Rather, my worth is based exclusively on the astonishing fact that I am the 'work of God's hands."

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Amber Hurdle

"Dickens is one of those authors who are well worth stealing."

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"If it is worth doing, it is worth overdoing."

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"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks."
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"In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some."
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"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."
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"Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something."
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"I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes."
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"My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing."
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"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
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"Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil."
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"I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson."
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