"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."

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"The rupee becomes cheap [of less value] and is that why man becomes expensive [valuable] and when the rupee becomes expensive, man becomes cheap. At present, man has become cheap; he will become expensive again."

Dada Bhagwan, Indian Spiritual Leader

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"Don't some people say, 'You did not value me'? What value did you have at all? Go ask the ocean, 'what is my worth?' You will be swept away with one wave. The owner of many waves has swept away many a people like you! Worth is in those people who have no attachment-abhorrence."

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"There's not a note of mine that's worth the noting."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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"Despite where you stand in life at the moment, always remember that your presence on earth matters as much as everyone else's."

Edmond Mbiaka, American Author

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"We are all valuable. Humanity needs our individual services."

Lailah Gifty Akita, Ghanaian Author

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"My worth is not based on the 'work of my hands' despite how feverishly I might work and how audaciously successful I might be. Rather, my worth is based exclusively on the astonishing fact that I am the 'work of God's hands."

Craig D. Lounsbrough, American Author

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"You are worth more than what people say or think of you."

Auliq Ice, Ugandan Economist

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"A diamond will never tell you how valuable it is; if you don't already know, you are not worthy of it."

Matshona Dhliwayo, Zimbabwean Philosopher

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"An ugly jar full of water is worth more than an empty beautiful one in the desert."

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"Value is more expensive than price."

Toba Beta, Indonesian Author

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"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."

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"When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas."

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"I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson."

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"My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing."

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"I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them."

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"Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day."

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"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."

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"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks."

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"How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand."

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"Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy."

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