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Emo Philips

"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."

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"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."

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"I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him."
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"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."
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"In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some."
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"I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'"
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"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote."
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"I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks."
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"I was the kid next door's imaginary friend."
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"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
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"How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand."
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"Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something."

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"Don't some people say, 'You did not value me'? What value did you have at all? Go ask the ocean, 'what is my worth?' You will be swept away with one wave. The owner of many waves has swept away many a people like you! Worth is in those people who have no attachment-abhorrence."

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"The price tag that you put on your soul will determine the people and circumstances in which you find yourself."

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"We are all valuable. Humanity needs our individual services."

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"My worth is not based on the 'work of my hands' despite how feverishly I might work and how audaciously successful I might be. Rather, my worth is based exclusively on the astonishing fact that I am the 'work of God's hands."

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"The only bond worth anything between human beings is their humanness."

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"A man that knows your worth doesn't need to be told how to treat you. That's a given! You won't have to question his feelings, his motives, nor his intentions. How will I know? You ask. See, he will freely show you how he feels and prove it consistently. If you're settling for anything less than what you deserve. Then, maybe you don't even know your worth."

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"I've always followed the rule that anything worth doing is worth doing excessively."

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