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"To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so."
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"That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery."
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"You think that if you blame, you will then be free of those problems, but blame cements you to your problems."
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Personal Development
"It is more difficult to praise rightly than to blame."
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Personal Development
"Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future."
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Personal Development
"A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere."
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Personal Development
"There can be no doubt that the average man blames much more than he praises. His instinct is to blame. If he is satisfied he says nothing; if he is not, he most illogically kicks up a row."
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Personal Development
"If bad things are happening in your country, remember, the first responsible person is your stupid government! But if you have supported that government, now, you are the first responsible person! So sit down and shut up!"
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Personal Development
"Better reality than a dream: if something is real, then it's real and you're not to blame."
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Personal Development
"To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so."
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Personal Development
"I blame myself more so because I hung a curve. If you want to point a finger, point it at me."
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"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get."
Health
"Do your kids a favor - don't have any."
Kids
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
Work
"With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!"
Luck
"Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'"
God
"Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings."
Inflation
"To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so."
Blame
"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself."
Day
"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
Home
"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."
Graduation
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