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"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'"
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"The Cruise missiles do not frighten anyone. We are catching them like fish in a river. I mean here that over the past two days, we managed to shoot down 196 missiles before they hit their target."
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"I used to have some fish, some nice little carp, but they got too big for the tank. I don't have any pets now."
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"You can't eat fish. It's 6,000 parts DDT per million all over the world, not counting radiation."
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"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream."
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"Dead fish don't swim around in jealous tides."
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"Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish."
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"Neither fish, flesh nor good red herring."
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"I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry."
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"I like to fish. Fishing is always a way of relaxing."
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"What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin."
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"Am I eating chicken or tuna?"
Eating
"Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?"
Camping
"I think that freshness and that innocence is something that is missing from a lot of female singers. I'm certainly not denying that I'm young, but I'm not fluff."
Innocence
"I would love for the time to come where somebody can talk about me and not have to talk about Britney and Christina in the same sentence."
Love
"At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory."
Friendship
"My dad takes care of me as a manager and as a dad. That's his job, you know, to take care of me. He has my best interests at heart."
Father
"I have to go... drop some kids in the pool."
Kids
"I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren't an entertainer."
Knowledge
"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'"
Fish
"I hate record labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them try to sing it."
Hate
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