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Dave Attell is an American comedian known for his edgy and often irreverent humor. He gained recognition through his stand-up performances and his work on the TV show "Insomniac with Dave Attell." His comedy is characterized by its candid and often provocative content, earning him a dedicated following in the stand-up comedy scene. Attell's work continues to influence and entertain audiences.
"What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin."
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"What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin."

Fish,
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"Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!"
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"Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!"

People, Choice, Driving, Kids
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"You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike."
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"You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike."

Men, Women, Fire
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"Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick."
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"Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick."

People,
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