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Larry Gelbart

"One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you."

Larry Gelbart, American Writer
Humor, Sense
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"Got a lot of sinful idears--but they seem kinda sensible."

John Steinbeck, American Author
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"Laughter comes later, like wisdom teeth. And laughter at yourself comes last of all in a mad race with death. And sometimes, it isn't in time."

John Steinbeck, American Author
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"Never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness, but come down into the green valleys of silliness."

Ludwig Wittgenstein, Austrian Philosopher
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"If they gave him an enema, he could be buried in a matchbox."

Anonymous, Unknown Unknown
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"Pessimist - one who when he has the choice of two evils chooses both."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist
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"Pardon my French if you're a religious man.''I am,' Bill said, grinning.'Then get outta my cab and go to fucking church,' the cabbie said, and they both burst out laughing."

Stephen King, American Author
Humor, Faith, Truth, Wisdom
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"Mr. Bennet, how can you abuse your own children in such a way? Youtake delight in vexing me. You have no compassion for my poor nerves.""You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. Theyare my old friends. I have heard you mention them with considerationthese last twenty years at least."

Jane Austen, British Writer
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"The educated Southerner has no use for an 'R', except at the beginning of a word."

Mark Twain, American Author
Humor, Beginning, Word
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"Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage."

Ambrose Bierce, American Journalist
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"You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country."

Robert Frost, American Poet
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