"Is that a stake, Bones, or are you just happy with my new dress?'In this case, it's a stake. You could always feel around for something more, though. See what comes up."

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"Is that a stake, Bones, or are you just happy with my new dress?'In this case, it's a stake. You could always feel around for something more, though. See what comes up."

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