"I'm a member of the 1960s generation. We didn't have any wisdom."

Humor, Naivety, Irony, History, Reflection

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"I'm a member of the 1960s generation. We didn't have any wisdom."

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"I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line."

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"Got a lot of sinful idears--but they seem kinda sensible."

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"Laughter comes later, like wisdom teeth. And laughter at yourself comes last of all in a mad race with death. And sometimes, it isn't in time."

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"Never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness, but come down into the green valleys of silliness."

Ludwig Wittgenstein, Austrian Philosopher

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"I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing."

Jonathan Swift, Irish Writer

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"If they gave him an enema, he could be buried in a matchbox."

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"Name the greatest of all inventors: Accident."

Mark Twain, American Author

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"Pessimist - one who when he has the choice of two evils chooses both."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

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Stephen King, American Author

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"Never fight an inanimate object."

Humor

"Ideology, politics and journalism, which luxuriate in failure, are impotent in the face of hope and joy."

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"The Nobel Peace Prize has always been a joke - albeit a grim one. Alfred Bernhard Nobel famously invented dynamite and felt sorry about it."

History

"If death weren't around to 'finalize' the Darwinian process, we'd all still be amoebas."

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"Public schools helped create the idea of America and inculcate Americans with a few rudiments of knowledge. To judge by that very American item, the Internet, a few rudiments is all anyone cares to have."

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"If we heard that somebody starved to death in Sweden or Switzerland, we would be shocked."

Society

"I blame feminism and Facebook for the death of the American automobile. I'm a Republican, so I blame everything on feminism - or commies."

Satire

"Positive rights are the right to shelter, the right to education, the right to health care, the right to a living wage. These things are - these are, I would call them, more properly, political rights rather than positive rights. And they are extremely tricky, because now we are dealing with things that are zero sum."

Rights

"Explosion of positive rights started in 1932 with the election of Roosevelt."

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"A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative. Then you can not only be nothing, you can do nothing too."

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