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Rita Rudner

"The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down."

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"The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down."

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"The word of my lord is the sword for world."

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"Maverick is a word which appeals to me more than misfit. Maverick is active, misfit is passive."

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"When you are there, you are. With words, you aren't."

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"Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'."

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"But the word of the Gospel is not as the word of an earthly prince."

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"Words easy to be understood do often hit the mark; when high and learned ones do only pierce the air."

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"If only I was as eloquent as Demosthenes, I would have to do no more than repeat a single word three times."

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"Words are not pebbles in alien juxtaposition."

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"I don't know if I'm striving for anything that I can put into words."

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"Your words smell of corpses."

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