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Rita Rudner

"The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down."

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"The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down."

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"The world's most lethal venom is not found on the tongues of serpents, but on the tongues of a disgruntled wife."

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"If you say a word against a 'sensitive' person, it will have an immediate effect. In reality, words are simply a 'record' playing."

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"I never understood a word John Cassavetes said. And I think he did that deliberately."

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"Cancelled isn't a bad word because it happens everyday."

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"Be aware that the more often a child hears the word no, the greater his need to say no himself."

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"Words are just words."

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"And it should be the law: If you use the word "paradigm" without knowing what the dictionary says it means, you go to jail. No exceptions."

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"If you have ever been in a real tragic or sad situation, the words that come out are hopelessly inadequate and kind of cliched."

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"Most metaphysical words in Hopi are verbs, not nouns as in European languages."

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"'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less.'"

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"The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him."
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"My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head."
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"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be."
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