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"The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down."
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"It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind."
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"The word of my lord is the sword for world."
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"My word fly up my thoughts remain below: Words without thoughts never to heaven go."
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"If you say a word against a 'sensitive' person, it will have an immediate effect. In reality, words are simply a 'record' playing."
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"I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless."
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"Maybe the words that I say is just another way to pray."
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"When you are there, you are. With words, you aren't."
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"Jesus is just a word I use to swear with."
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"The world's most lethal venom is not found on the tongues of serpents, but on the tongues of a disgruntled wife."
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"A million words were going through my head and honestly I didn't say one of them. I wanted to let it sit, simmer, you know I wanted to soak it all in - the moment was amazing."
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"Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"
Children
"I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine."
Ballet
"I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose."
Love
"I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet."
Old
"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."
Husband
"It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
Life
"My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head."
Age
"Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them."
Mother
"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be."
People
"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
Marriage
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