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Rita Rudner

"The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down."

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"The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down."

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Akshay Vasu

"It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind."

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"The word of my lord is the sword for world."

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"Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few."

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"If you say a word against a 'sensitive' person, it will have an immediate effect. In reality, words are simply a 'record' playing."

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"I'm the only instrument that's got the words, so I've got to be able to get that across."

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"My word fly up my thoughts remain below: Words without thoughts never to heaven go."

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Akshay Vasu

"I would be a liar if I said it wouldn't be lovely and soothing - that's the word - to have a hit single or a hit album."

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"Words build bridges into unexplored regions."

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"The world's most lethal venom is not found on the tongues of serpents, but on the tongues of a disgruntled wife."

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"'Realistic' is a loaded word for me. Anyone who uses the word 'realistic' is all bad."

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Rita Rudner
"We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet."

Feet

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"I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet."

Old

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"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

Marriage

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"The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him."

Time

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"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be."

People

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"Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?"

Men

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"It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

Life

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"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?"

Woman

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"Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in."

Men

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"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."

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