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"The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down."
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"It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind."
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"The word of my lord is the sword for world."
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"Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few."
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"If you say a word against a 'sensitive' person, it will have an immediate effect. In reality, words are simply a 'record' playing."
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"I'm the only instrument that's got the words, so I've got to be able to get that across."
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"My word fly up my thoughts remain below: Words without thoughts never to heaven go."
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"I would be a liar if I said it wouldn't be lovely and soothing - that's the word - to have a hit single or a hit album."
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"Words build bridges into unexplored regions."
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"The world's most lethal venom is not found on the tongues of serpents, but on the tongues of a disgruntled wife."
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"'Realistic' is a loaded word for me. Anyone who uses the word 'realistic' is all bad."
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"We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet."
Feet

"I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet."
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"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
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"The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him."
Time

"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be."
People

"Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?"
Men

"It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
Life

"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?"
Woman

"Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in."
Men

"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."
Love
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