Margaret Smith Quotes

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Margaret Smith is an American comedian known for her stand-up performances and humorous observations about life and relationships. She has gained recognition for her relatable comedy style and ability to connect with audiences. Smith's work often reflects her experiences and perspectives as a woman, making her a respected figure in the comedy community. She continues to perform and entertain audiences with her wit and humor.

"I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in."

"I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in."

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"My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?"

"My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?"

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"The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently."

"The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently."

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"Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty."

"Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty."

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