"Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish."

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"Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish."

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"So, when I say 'match the hatch', if the fish are taking the nymph, and you're actually producing a replica of a flying insect, you'll catch fresh air."

"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream."

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