"Women will be the death of you. Julio entered and sat down. 'That's why I don't mess with them. They make men weak.'You don't mess with them because you're gay."

Humor, Relationship, Gender, Opinion

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"Women will be the death of you. Julio entered and sat down. 'That's why I don't mess with them. They make men weak.'You don't mess with them because you're gay."

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