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"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it."
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"You don't write because you want to say something, you write because you have something to say."
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"I want to get within myself and write. I really, really want to write."
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"It's not having what you want, it's wanting what you've got."
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"Of course, I want to sell this record - there's no point making it otherwise."
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"There is so much to do, and I want to continue my efforts."
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"I never want to fake it. That's my whole thing."
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"I always write the pieces I want to write."
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"I learned that if you want to make it bad enough, no matter how bad it is, you can make it."
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"I want to keep a mysterious side to me. I want to keep a mysterious side to me."
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"What you want, when you want it. As opposed to everything you could ever want, even when you don't."
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"I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding."
God
"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time."
Time
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
Car
"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."
Purpose
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
People
"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
Now
"People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That's what I do."
Art
"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."
Argument
"I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there."
End
"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."
Friendship
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