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"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it."
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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."

"I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'"

"I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out."
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