"I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt."

Fakeer Ishavardas, Indian Spiritual Leader

Humor, Religion, Health, Self

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"I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt."

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