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"Don't hate the media, become the media."
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"We can scarcely hate anyone that we know."
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"I hate the word 'sneering', I can't help the way my face looks."
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"He whom all hate all wish to see destroyed."
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"We do not hate as long as we still attach a lesser value, but only when we attach an equal or a greater value."
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"I hate the irreverent rabble and keep them far from me."
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"I hate all sidekicks."
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"I hate cameras. They are so much more sure than I am about everything."
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"Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself."
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"The correlative to loving our neighbors as ourselves is hating ourselves as we hate our neighbors."
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"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'"
Birthday
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
Car
"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."
Friendship
"I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it."
Time
"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."
Purpose
"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
Now
"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
Car
"I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything."
Thought
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
People
"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."
Power
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