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"I hate the crazy, neurotic characters beyond a certain point."
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"I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining."
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"I would hate to see operations in the Congo held hostage to Sierra Leone but I really think that's the way it's got to be. At one point we've got to decide to get it right and we've got to be professional."
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"To be a real philosopher all that is necessary is to hate some one else's type of thinking."
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"I actually knew I was going to be perfect for Def Leppard, sorry I hate to say that but I knew it."
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"I hate the irreverent rabble and keep them far from me."
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"I hate celebrities. I really hate them."
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"I hate to spread rumours, but what else can one do with them?"
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"I hate having to read the manual."
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"I'd hate this to get out but I really like opera."
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"I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator."
Buying


"When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction."
Science


"If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?"
Gender


"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
Warning


"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."
Time


"I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going on the world. All I'm trying to do is think of stuff that's funny, just like when I'm kidding around with my friends."
Comedy


"It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature."
Science


"I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add."
Now


"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room."
Comedy


"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time."
Time
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