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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"She breathed an enormous sigh, looked at Poirot, Looked away, and suddenly blurted out, "You're too old. Nobody told me you were so old. I really don't want to be rude but - there it is. You're too old. I'm really sorry." She turned abruptly and blundered out of the room, rather like a desperate moth in lamplight. Poirot, his mouth open, heard the bang of the front door. He ejaculated: "Non d'un nom d'un nom..."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music."
Life
"Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty."
Freedom
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."
Politics
"It doesn't do good to open doors for someone who doesn't have the price to get in. If he has the price, he may not need the laws. There is no law saying the Negro has to live in Harlem or Watts."
Equality
"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same."
Freedom
"There are no constraints on the human mind, no walls around the human spirit, no barriers to our progress except those we ourselves erect."
Freedom
"Today, if you invent a better mousetrap, the government comes along with a better mouse."
Politics
"No mother would ever willingly sacrifice her sons for territorial gain, for economic advantage, for ideology."
Diplomacy
"We're in greater danger today than we were the day after Pearl Harbor. Our military is absolutely incapable of defending this country."
Politics
"Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours."
Business
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