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Dick Clark

"Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?"

Dick Clark, American Entertainer
Humor, Truth, Father
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"I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line."

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"Crap, are you thinking what I'm thinking?""I'm thinking we have about fifteen vampires and no blood," Claire said. "Is that it?""No, I was thinking we're out of chips. Of course that's what I was thinking."

Rachel Caine, Canadian Actress
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"Got a lot of sinful idears--but they seem kinda sensible."

John Steinbeck, American Author
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"Laughter comes later, like wisdom teeth. And laughter at yourself comes last of all in a mad race with death. And sometimes, it isn't in time."

John Steinbeck, American Author
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"Never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness, but come down into the green valleys of silliness."

Ludwig Wittgenstein, Austrian Philosopher
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"I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing."

Jonathan Swift, Irish Writer
Humor, First, Fool, Kissing, Wonder
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"If they gave him an enema, he could be buried in a matchbox."

Anonymous, Unknown Unknown
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"Name the greatest of all inventors: Accident."

Mark Twain, American Author
Humor, Accident, Creativity, Surprise
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"If I knew what two and two were " I would say Four!"

Idries Shah, Indian Author
Humor, Simplicity, Logic, Numbers
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"Pessimist - one who when he has the choice of two evils chooses both."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist
Humor, Pessimism, Evil, Choice, Irony

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