"Hurry, your imaginary heaven is calling you up, my dear holier-than-thou religious nuts."

Fakeer Ishavardas, Indian Spiritual Leader

Satire, Religion, Critique, Faith

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"Hurry, your imaginary heaven is calling you up, my dear holier-than-thou religious nuts."

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"Genuinity is mother of stupidity."

Vikrmn, Indian Author

Satire, Stupidity, Mother, Truth, Irony

"You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps."

Ambrose Bierce, American Journalist

Satire, Humor, Religion, Ignorance, Critique

"Fella says today, 'Depression is over. I seen a jackrabbit, an' they wasn't nobody after him.' An' another fella says, 'That aint the reason. Can't afford to kill jackrabbits no more. Catch 'em and milk 'em an' turn 'em loose. One you seen prob'ly gone dry."

John Steinbeck, American Author

Satire, Depression, Poverty, Humor, Survival

"The difficulty with humourists is that they will mix what they believe with what they don't whichever seems likelier to win an effect."

John Updike, American Novelist

Satire, Humor, Irony, Belief, Manipulation

"God created war so that Americans would learn geography."

Mark Twain, American Author

Satire, God, War, Americans, Geography

"Does your guilty past catch up so fast with your age? You've been robbing hex nuts, cap nuts, lock nuts and wing nuts. No wonder you have turned into a greedy nut."

Angelica Hopes, Swiss Author

Satire, Guilt, Crime, Irony

"Never make fun of people who are different...unless they have more money, power and influence. Then you must."

Ziad K. Abdelnour, Lebanese Author

Satire, Humor, Wealth, Power, Truth

"We're roughage," Tyger said. "If we don't cause a little intestinal distress, no one knows we're there."

Neal Shusterman, American Author

Satire, Disruption, Humor, Impact, Awareness

"He wondered reflectively what would happen if you asked a nun where the Gents was. Probably the Pope sent you a sharp note or something."

Neil Gaiman, British Author

Satire, Humor, Religion, Authority

"We are all brothers under the skin - and I, for one, would be willing to skin humanity to prove it."

Ayn Rand, Russian Writer

Satire, Brotherhood, Skin, Humanity, Sarcasm

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"You are given a life, a death. Understand both while living, and before dying. Or you'd have wasted a life, a death."

Philosophy

"You're not free, until you get rid of I-myself-me; and let enter 'That', which, the sages call "Thee"."

Freedom

"Just a child is free to wander in one's father's garden, discovering little or big things; it is left to the seeker to grow unto the Nature of the Absolute."

Exploration

"Hey, religious nuts! Please do not grow up. Just go up!"

Spiritual

"I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt."

Humor

"Scientism and godism are superstitions, one blindly believes in what's visible, the other blindly believes in what's invisible."

Belief

"Were I but perfectly normal, I would just not be."

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"Genuinity is mother of stupidity."

"You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps."

"Fella says today, 'Depression is over. I seen a jackrabbit, an' they wasn't nobody after him.' An' another fella says, 'That aint the reason. Can't afford to kill jackrabbits no more. Catch 'em and milk 'em an' turn 'em loose. One you seen prob'ly gone dry."

"The difficulty with humourists is that they will mix what they believe with what they don't whichever seems likelier to win an effect."

"God created war so that Americans would learn geography."

"Does your guilty past catch up so fast with your age? You've been robbing hex nuts, cap nuts, lock nuts and wing nuts. No wonder you have turned into a greedy nut."

"Never make fun of people who are different...unless they have more money, power and influence. Then you must."

"We're roughage," Tyger said. "If we don't cause a little intestinal distress, no one knows we're there."

"He wondered reflectively what would happen if you asked a nun where the Gents was. Probably the Pope sent you a sharp note or something."

"We are all brothers under the skin - and I, for one, would be willing to skin humanity to prove it."

Explore more quotes by Fakeer Ishavardas

"You are given a life, a death. Understand both while living, and before dying. Or you'd have wasted a life, a death."

"You're not free, until you get rid of I-myself-me; and let enter 'That', which, the sages call "Thee"."

"Just a child is free to wander in one's father's garden, discovering little or big things; it is left to the seeker to grow unto the Nature of the Absolute."

"Hey, religious nuts! Please do not grow up. Just go up!"

"I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt."

"Life is an unfinished art, few master it, most just bark."

"Do it or not, but do."

"Whatsoever is outside, know, is Within."

"Scientism and godism are superstitions, one blindly believes in what's visible, the other blindly believes in what's invisible."

"Were I but perfectly normal, I would just not be."