"Nothing kills a party like an oversize metal hedgehog."

Irony, Absurdity, Humor, Disruption, Surprise

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"And it never even occurs to them their certainty that they are different is what makes them the same."

David Foster Wallace, American Writer

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"Irony, we want our handwriting to look like typed fonts, and our computer fonts to look like handwritten text."

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"I have forgotten all about my school days. I have a vague impression that they were detestable."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

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"I'm sucking on a cancer stick trying to think of something inspiring to say to help someone have a better life. That's "Irony"."

Stanley Victor Paskavich, American Politician

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"And what's the irony?...In the end... we call the enemy friends... the fake people again friends... should I continue here with the words?"

Deyth Banger, American Blogger

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"If there were a master of stupidity in this world, I would really love to listen to his success story."

Toba Beta, Indonesian Author

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"What a moron I was to think you were sweet and innocent, when it turns out you were actually college-educated the whole time!"

Margaret Atwood, Canadian Novelist

Irony, Deception, Innocence, Mistake, Regret

"I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper."

Amit Kalantri, Indian Author

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"Certainly it constitutes bad news when the people who agree with you are buggier than batshit."

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"Some people had attack dogs. Ghastek had attack lawyers."

Politics

"I glanced at Derek. The boy wonder didn't melt into a pile of goo, although his gaze was glued to Rowena's chest. Avoiding eye contact. Good strategy."

Comedy

"Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can."

Animals

"Kaldar almost never stops and thinks about the consequences of his actions. Something is fun or not fun, and my brother's fun often lands him in interesting places such as jails or castles belonging to California robber barons. Where other people see certain death, my brother sees an opportunity for a hilarious, thrilling adventure. But when I got the tattoo, Kaldar warned me that marrying her was a bad idea."

Character

"You will show that thing to me and from now on, I will deal with them."I opened my eyes really wide and fluttered my eyelashes at him. "I'm sorry, I must've missed your coronation ceremony. Silly me."

Authority

"Sh!t. F_ck sh!t.'....'Sh!t f_ck would have also been accepted."

Language

"Kid 1: examining my gorgeous strawberry and blueberry pies: Wow, Mom, your pies don't look awful this time.Me (Ilona): ...~A little later~Kid 2: wandering into the kitchenKid 1: Hey, you've got to see these pies. opening the stoveKid 2: Wow. They are not ugly this time.Kid 1: I know, right?"

Family

"The last time Assistant Principal Parker called, a girl in the school's locker room had accused Julie of being a whore during the two years she'd spent on the street. My kid took exception to that and decided to communicate that by applying a chair to the offending party's head. I'd told her to go for the gut next time- it left less evidence."

Parenting

"We can get you a throne with snakes. I'll stand next to you and roar at anybody who fails to grovel. Fear Kate Daniels. She is a mighty and terrible ruler. Grendel can anoint the petitioners with his vomit. It'll be great . . ."

Friendship

"If I lost him here, to this idiotic fight, after I fought and guarded him for two weeks, after I cried and thought he was dying, I would find him in the afterlife and I would murder him again."

Devotion

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"And it never even occurs to them their certainty that they are different is what makes them the same."

"Irony, we want our handwriting to look like typed fonts, and our computer fonts to look like handwritten text."

"I have forgotten all about my school days. I have a vague impression that they were detestable."

"I'm sucking on a cancer stick trying to think of something inspiring to say to help someone have a better life. That's "Irony"."

"And what's the irony?...In the end... we call the enemy friends... the fake people again friends... should I continue here with the words?"

"If there were a master of stupidity in this world, I would really love to listen to his success story."

"What a moron I was to think you were sweet and innocent, when it turns out you were actually college-educated the whole time!"

"I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper."

"Certainly it constitutes bad news when the people who agree with you are buggier than batshit."

"With the persistent loud voice, fool asks us to respect serenity."

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"Some people had attack dogs. Ghastek had attack lawyers."

"I glanced at Derek. The boy wonder didn't melt into a pile of goo, although his gaze was glued to Rowena's chest. Avoiding eye contact. Good strategy."

"Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can."

"You will show that thing to me and from now on, I will deal with them."I opened my eyes really wide and fluttered my eyelashes at him. "I'm sorry, I must've missed your coronation ceremony. Silly me."

"Sh!t. F_ck sh!t.'....'Sh!t f_ck would have also been accepted."

"Kid 1: *examining my gorgeous strawberry and blueberry pies*: Wow, Mom, your pies don't look awful this time.Me (Ilona): ...~A little later~Kid 2: *wandering into the kitchen*Kid 1: Hey, you've got to see these pies. *opening the stove*Kid 2: Wow. They are not ugly this time.Kid 1: I know, right?"

"We can get you a throne with snakes. I'll stand next to you and roar at anybody who fails to grovel. Fear Kate Daniels. She is a mighty and terrible ruler. Grendel can anoint the petitioners with his vomit. It'll be great . . ."

"If I lost him here, to this idiotic fight, after I fought and guarded him for two weeks, after I cried and thought he was dying, I would find him in the afterlife and I would murder him again."

"Kid 1: examining my gorgeous strawberry and blueberry pies: Wow, Mom, your pies don't look awful this time.Me (Ilona): ...~A little later~Kid 2: wandering into the kitchenKid 1: Hey, you've got to see these pies. opening the stoveKid 2: Wow. They are not ugly this time.Kid 1: I know, right?"