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Profanity Quotes


"I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead."


"I wanted to cut down on the profanity, because I think I'm funnier without sayin' a lot of cuss words."


"The earth makes a sound as of sighs and the last drops fall from the emptied cloudless sky. A small boy, stretching out his hands and looking up at the blue sky, asked his mother how such a thing was possible. Fuck off, she said."
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