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"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."
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"A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it."
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"Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having."
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"All about the fucking money... money... money... thinking it's for the good for your generation... but so far it's neither and for that and neither and for that... It's mostly for the worst of your generation and other's generations."
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"To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity."
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"It is not important how much money you gave away. It is important what good it will do on the way."
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"The Bible does not say money is the root of all evil; it says the love of money is the root of all kinds of evil. A poor man who, in his heart, worships the idea of being rich is more vulnerable to its evils than a rich man who has a heart to use it all for the Lord."
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"As a society we're always so quick and able to spend money on lawyers for someone for incarceration, but we don't make the corresponding commitment to the preventative components of it."
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"A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into."
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"Riches have never fascinated me, unless combined with the greatest charm or distinction."
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"You know, in the beginning when your first payroll comes up and you have to borrow money to meet the payroll, you lose sleep the night before, and you say to yourself real fast, 'Well, maybe I should keep working a couple more years. It's sobering."
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"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."
Money
"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."
Happiness
"How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven."
Army
"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke."
Singing
"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."
Body
"Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy."
Money
"I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it."
Right
"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."
God
"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."
Marriage
"I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine."
Thought
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