"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."

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"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."

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"Flattery is a kind of bad money, to which our vanity gives us currency."

Francois de La Rochefoucauld, French Writer

Money, Flattery, Vanity

"If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them."

Will Rogers, American Actor

Money, Advertising

"Money should be ones demand and not command, one should not become a slave of Money because we made money to help us trade and not to make us, we're already made even without money."

Auliq Ice, Ugandan Economist

Money, Slavery, Trade, Life

"Riches have never fascinated me, unless combined with the greatest charm or distinction."

F. Scott Fitzgerald, American Author

Money, Charm

"There are few ways in which a man can be more innocently employed than in getting money."

Samuel Johnson, English Author

Money, Man

"Because people have no thoughts to deal in, they deal cards, and try and win one another's money. Idiots!"

Arthur Schopenhauer, German Philosopher

Money, People, Thoughts, Cards

"It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money."

Josh Billings, American Comedian

Money, Man, Reputation

"Egoism and Money [Goddess of wealth; Lakshmi] are very much at odds [have great enmity]. There should be just enough egoism to accomplish one's work. Beyond that, any expanded egoism and money have great enmity. Money (Lakshmi) stays away from it."

Dada Bhagwan, Indian Spiritual Leader

Money, Truth, Wisdom, Life

"I talked to General Downer about some of the funding about the National Guard and some of the civil defense workers, the firefighters, the police officers, and the way that FEMA is making them spend that money. We have got a problem there."

Lynn Westmoreland, American Politician

Money, Defense, Police, Workers

"It's easier for me to get three times the amount of money I really want."

Bill Forsyth, Scottish Director

Money, Want

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"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."

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"For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string."

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"I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine."

Thought

"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."

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"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke."

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"Flattery is a kind of bad money, to which our vanity gives us currency."

"If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them."

"Money should be ones demand and not command, one should not become a slave of Money because we made money to help us trade and not to make us, we're already made even without money."

"Riches have never fascinated me, unless combined with the greatest charm or distinction."

"There are few ways in which a man can be more innocently employed than in getting money."

"Because people have no thoughts to deal in, they deal cards, and try and win one another's money. Idiots!"

"It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money."

"Egoism and Money [Goddess of wealth; Lakshmi] are very much at odds [have great enmity]. There should be just enough egoism to accomplish one's work. Beyond that, any expanded egoism and money have great enmity. Money (Lakshmi) stays away from it."

"I talked to General Downer about some of the funding about the National Guard and some of the civil defense workers, the firefighters, the police officers, and the way that FEMA is making them spend that money. We have got a problem there."

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"How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven."

"I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order."

"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."

"I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine."

"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."

"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke."