"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."

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"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."

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"Egoism and Money [Goddess of wealth; Lakshmi] are very much at odds [have great enmity]. There should be just enough egoism to accomplish one's work. Beyond that, any expanded egoism and money have great enmity. Money (Lakshmi) stays away from it."

Dada Bhagwan, Indian Spiritual Leader

Money, Truth, Wisdom, Life

"There's a correlation between the number of digits on a man's bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is willing to forgive him for."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana, South African Philosopher

Money, Relationship, Forgiveness, Wealth

"Where large sums of money are concerned, it is advisable to trust nobody."

Agatha Christie, English Writer

Money, Trust

"The Bible does not say money is the root of all evil; it says the love of money is the root of all kinds of evil. A poor man who, in his heart, worships the idea of being rich is more vulnerable to its evils than a rich man who has a heart to use it all for the Lord."

Criss Jami, American Philosopher

Money, Truth, Religion, Wisdom, Power

"To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it."

Gilbert K. Chesterton, English Writer

Money, Want

"Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money."

Ambrose Bierce, American Journalist

Money, Draft

"Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated."

Will Rogers, American Actor

Money, Politics

"You cannot spend money in luxury without doing good to the poor. Nay, you do more good to them by spending it in luxury, than by giving it; for by spending it in luxury, you make them exert industry, whereas by giving it, you keep them idle."

Samuel Johnson, English Author

Money, Giving, Luxury, Poor

"Because people have no thoughts to deal in, they deal cards, and try and win one another's money. Idiots!"

Arthur Schopenhauer, German Philosopher

Money, People, Thoughts, Cards

"I worry when athletes are simply used by their universities to produce revenue, to make money for them, nothing to show at the back end. I grew up with a lot of players who had very, very tough lives after the ball started bouncing for them. And that's why I'm going to continue to fight."

Arnie Duncan, American Educator

Money, Athletes, End, Fight

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"My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic."

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"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke."

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"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."

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"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."

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"Egoism and Money [Goddess of wealth; Lakshmi] are very much at odds [have great enmity]. There should be just enough egoism to accomplish one's work. Beyond that, any expanded egoism and money have great enmity. Money (Lakshmi) stays away from it."

"There's a correlation between the number of digits on a man's bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is willing to forgive him for."

"Where large sums of money are concerned, it is advisable to trust nobody."

"The Bible does not say money is the root of all evil; it says the love of money is the root of all kinds of evil. A poor man who, in his heart, worships the idea of being rich is more vulnerable to its evils than a rich man who has a heart to use it all for the Lord."

"To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it."

"Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money."

"Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated."

"You cannot spend money in luxury without doing good to the poor. Nay, you do more good to them by spending it in luxury, than by giving it; for by spending it in luxury, you make them exert industry, whereas by giving it, you keep them idle."

"Because people have no thoughts to deal in, they deal cards, and try and win one another's money. Idiots!"

"I worry when athletes are simply used by their universities to produce revenue, to make money for them, nothing to show at the back end. I grew up with a lot of players who had very, very tough lives after the ball started bouncing for them. And that's why I'm going to continue to fight."

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"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."

"I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it."

"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."

"Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy."

"How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven."

"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."

"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."