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Phyllis Diller

"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."

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Donna Grant

"Sometimes to be at home is like a nightmare by Stephen King."

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Donna Grant

"Mars will not be our new home; it will be our new hotel! Because for a new place to be our own home, we need to see the things we used to see: An autumn lake, a bird singing in the misty morning or even desert camels walking in the sunset!"

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Donna Grant

"One is not to win the world, he has to win the home (family)."

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Donna Grant

"There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort."

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Donna Grant

"Nothing else has the power to calm, comfort, and care for you better than home."

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"I would like to spend the whole of my life traveling, if I could anywhere borrow another life to spend at home."

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Donna Grant

"A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing."

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Donna Grant

"Sometimes home is where the heart is, Eddie thought randomly. I believe that. Old Bobby Frost said home's the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. Unfortunately, it's also the place where, once you're in there, they don't ever want to let you out."

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Donna Grant

"A novelist is, like all mortals, more fully at home on the surface of the present than in the ooze of the past."

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Donna Grant

"I had known Cole Porter in Hollywood and New York, spent many a warm hour at his home, and met the talented and original people who were drawn to him."

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Phyllis Diller
"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."

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Phyllis Diller
"Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going."

Home

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"You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type."

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"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."

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"There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto."

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"It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core."

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"I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away."

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"The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you."

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"My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual."

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"My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee."

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