"The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever."

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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"

"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."

"That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like a big joke. But I think the guy's for real, and I like his lyrics!"

"All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me."

"Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it."

"My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not."

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"I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet."

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