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Gilbert Gottfried

"The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever."

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Donna Grant

"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."

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Donna Grant

"I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny."

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Donna Grant

"I had gotten to a place where I truly believed everything I was called: 'not sexy,' 'not funny,' 'too intense,' desperate.' All those labels they gave me, I took them because there wasn't a trace of my true self left."

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Donna Grant

"The space and light up there in Norfolk is wonderfully peaceful. I find myself doing funny things like gardening, and cooking, which I rarely do in London."

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Donna Grant

"I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations."

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Donna Grant

"It's sort of an action flick. You can't be that funny trying to steal diamonds."

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Donna Grant

"It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing."

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Donna Grant

"Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right."

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Donna Grant

"Since it's based on my parents, it's more emotionally close to me than some of my more surreal plays. And then I like the balance of the comic and the sad. It should play as funny, but you should care about the characters and feel sad for them."

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Donna Grant

"I'd so much rather people think I was funny than pretty."

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Gilbert Gottfried
"The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever."

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Gilbert Gottfried
"If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house."

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Gilbert Gottfried
"I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl."

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Gilbert Gottfried
"No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism."

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Gilbert Gottfried
"I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time."

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Gilbert Gottfried
"Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out."

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