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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny."
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"I had gotten to a place where I truly believed everything I was called: 'not sexy,' 'not funny,' 'too intense,' desperate.' All those labels they gave me, I took them because there wasn't a trace of my true self left."
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"The space and light up there in Norfolk is wonderfully peaceful. I find myself doing funny things like gardening, and cooking, which I rarely do in London."
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"I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations."
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"It's sort of an action flick. You can't be that funny trying to steal diamonds."
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"It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing."
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"Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right."
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"Since it's based on my parents, it's more emotionally close to me than some of my more surreal plays. And then I like the balance of the comic and the sad. It should play as funny, but you should care about the characters and feel sad for them."
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"I'd so much rather people think I was funny than pretty."
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"The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever."
Funny

"If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house."
Police

"I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl."
Will

"No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism."
Influence

"I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time."
Time

"Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out."
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