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"The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it."
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"The difference between Socrates and Jesus? The great conscious and the immeasurably great unconscious."
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"There is but an inch of difference between a cushioned chamber and a padded cell."
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"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair."
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"Be different to make a difference."
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"That was always the difference between Muhammad Ali and the rest of us. He came, he saw, and if he didn't entirely conquer - he came as close as anybody we are likely to see in the lifetime of this doomed generation."
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"The difference for me is I just don't sleep on friends' couches anymore."
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"It don't make no difference where I go or what happens, so long as I can play the full nine."
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"A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries."
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"There is a great deal of difference between an eager man who wants to read a book and the tired man who wants a book to read."
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"It is a great deal of difference to receive an honorary title or a title in his profession."
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"Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else."
Success

"Somewhere, over the rainbow, Way up tall, There's a land where they've never heard of cholesterol."
Land

"They sit there in committees day after day, And they each put in a color and it comes out gray. And we all have heard the saying, which is true as well as witty, That a camel is a horse that was designed by a committee."
Committee

"Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage."
Marriage

"Well, you might as well imitate your own program because if you don't, someone else will."
Will

"I have always lived beyond my means. I am still trying to live beyond my means, but it is getting harder all the time. I am very rich."
Time

"The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it."
Difference

"I was having trouble making ends meet, and my beginnings weren't meeting either."
Beginning

"I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where I couldn't pay the bill either, but it was cheaper."
Living

"It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning 'til end, Then your bladder better be strong!"
Friendship
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