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"The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it."
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"About the only difference between the poor and the rich, is this, the poor suffer misery, while the rich have to enjoy it."

"The difference between an author and a horse is that the horse doesn't understand the horse dealer's language."

"There is an enormous difference between Russia and Western Europe."

"The difference between relief pitching when I did it today is simple, there is too much of it. It's one of those cases where more is not necessarily better."

"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."

"You don't see a lot of difference between the Gin Blossoms and the Byrds."

"If anything, there's a difference in working with color in England and the color in the US."

"The secret of how to live without resentment or embarrassment in a world in which I was different from everyone else. was to be indifferent to that difference."

"I know the difference between black magic and white magic."

"Fundamentally I feel that there is as much difference between the stage and the films as between a piano and a violin. Normally you can't become a virtuoso in both."
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"Somewhere, over the rainbow, Way up tall, There's a land where they've never heard of cholesterol."

"You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can't hurt you too deeply either. And there are so many nice-looking shoes."

"Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck."

"Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else."

"Even if Scrabble had been invented then, I wouldn't have wanted to play Scrabble, because the highest triple word score in the world would not have expressed how much I liked the game Natalie and I played every afternoon."

"In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world."

"When the great history of trouble is written, my family will stand extremely high in the table of contents."

"Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage."

"It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning 'til end, Then your bladder better be strong!"
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