"Christ girl, ITM wasn't even going to bite you. Well, not the way you're thinking.' 'I'm flattered you want to fuck me as well as muder me. Really, Liam, that's sweet.' He grinned. 'Valentine's Day was just last month, after all."

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"Christ girl, ITM wasn't even going to bite you. Well, not the way you're thinking.' 'I'm flattered you want to fuck me as well as muder me. Really, Liam, that's sweet.' He grinned. 'Valentine's Day was just last month, after all."

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