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"Artemis: 'Right, brothers. Onward. Imagine yourself seated at a cafe in Montmartre.'Myles: 'In Paris.'Artemis: 'Yes, Paris. And try as you will, you cannot attract the waiter's attention. What do you do?'Beckett: 'Umm...tell Butler to jump-jump-jump on his head?'Myles: 'I agree with simple-toon.'Artemis: 'No! You simply raise one finger and say clearly 'ici, garcon.'Beckett: 'Itchy what?"
"I am often the brunt of my own humor."
"What is perfectly true is perfectly witty."
"The wittiest authors raise the very slightest of smiles."
"When you have wit of your own, it's a pleasure to credit other people for theirs."
"If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them I want to be one of me."
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"Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away."
"You think You're frightening me with Your hell, don't You? You think Your hell is worse than mine."
"She realizes she doesn't know as much as God but feels she knows as much as God knew when he was her age."
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