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"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
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"Second, we're spending a huge amount of money on technology so that everyone can check out laptops and portable phones. We're spending more money to write our existing information into databases or onto CD-ROM."

"We would take a little bit of money out of a huge increase in ballistic missile defense and put it in a place where it will do a lot of good, namely, in targeted pay increases to our enlisted personnel, particularly our NCOs and our junior warrant officers."

"Want of money and the distress of a thief can never be alleged as the cause of his thieving, for many honest people endure greater hardships with fortitude. We must therefore seek the cause elsewhere than in want of money, for that is the miser's passion, not the thief s."

"I have been very lucky to find something I am good at and can make money at... Playing with Bruce was the embodiment of everything that a little kid could dream about."
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"There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that."


"When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well."


"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness."


"You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies."


"Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town."
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